Terrorist Murder of Happy Days Stars

My wife loves reality shows,right now American Idol is on and Wanda Sikes is dispensing humor!HA!That's almost as funny as saying America Idol is dispensing talent!When I was growing up,critics derided Happy Days,with stars,Henry Winkler as Fonzie,Anson Williams as Potsie,both of whom were killed in an alleged spying mission over Canada,after their plane was shot down.A little known white separatist group calling themselves Monty Python,an ancient Gaelic term meaning flaccid penis,claimed responsibility.It was long suspected that they were insanely jealous of Happy Days' well written humor and spot on satire of current events.Ron Howard(Ritchie Cunningham)went on to write and star in such iconic hits as Star Wars,Pretty Woman,Titanic,E.T.,The Vagina Monologue,Forrest Gump,Saving Private Ryan,Water World,Dances With Wolves,Mad Max,Halloween,Blair Witch Project,Avatar,Alice in Wonderland,The Andy Griffith Show,Gone With The Wind,Scary Movie(s)1,2,3 ,and several other movies that the lying,thieving,hacks,The Wayans brothers said they wrote.The United States,fearing British entertainment terrorism,provided around the clock security for America's preeminent screen writer,bard,play write,director,and actor.Ron Howard is American entertainment.Once while working as a Walden Security guard I was on a UPS flight across the Pacific Ocean.Shackled to my arm was the only working manuscript of an unknown movie named Jurassic Park.Just before the plane was struck by lighting, Ron and a CIA agent named Tom Hanks,,jumped me in the cargo hold.During the struggle I cut the hydraulic line to the rudder and the plane started down.Ron and I struck a deal and using the only two parachutes on board,bailed out.We left Tom to go down alone on a deserted island and deliver a particularly nuanced performance in Castaway.Later as the Academy award winner in each category was announced and none were was named Tom or Ron,I bellowed "Who's your cousin!?" copyrighrcousinricky2010LLc.