Extinction Level Event

Every year about this time my biker buddies and I head off to the Louisiania gulf coast region for a drunken vacation.It has always been a fun trip,some sight seeing punctuated with hedonistic alcohol consumption.Our wives all think we're there for sex with the locals,but the women of the gulf coast are more resilient to our charms than the lady's of the Tennessee valley.That is why we don't have children that far south.One year,after Katrina,we ran into a fellow we knew from Sand Mountain.He was there as a contractor via the Bush administration.He was setting up FEMA trailers.His contract was two grand per unit!He had a twenty man(Mexican)crew and was billing the government about sixty thousand a day!We asked him and his woman to come stay at our hotel so we could catch up on old times.He declined because he had his motor home there.Or, as I would like to think,he had to get her(the stank) away from me before I pulled the uterus out of that thing and sent her back to him gutted.My brother was impressed when our friend's fubee(phuck-beast) recognised me from my comedy show.My ego blotted out the sun until later when she referred to me as a"drunk".I called this cunt by her name and she retorted" I can't believed a drunk remembered my name"Here's a nineteen year old gold digging slut hanging with a fifty year old sugar daddy,whoring her self out to a man that's exploiting a natural disaster(and the taxpayers)calling me a drunk.OK.I give you that,but at least I haven't got someone stabbing around my 'tant with a semi flaccid penis while I watch Leno.Three hole Sand Mountain girls,don't you love 'em!She was trying to get pregnant and he was resisting by proffering a limp noodle."Give it a little kiss,why don't cha sis.It'll stand up for the flag,"he said.Speaking of worthless, jizz filled,skanking whores,BP has jerked the uterus out of everything and everyone on the gulf.If you needed anymore proof that the two party political system is one and the same,I saw a webcam video of Dick Cheny beating his tadpole and watching footage of the spill.Hillary was waiting nearby with a damp towel.This is an extinction level event folks.You four people that read this blog will be prepared and everyone else will die. Good enough for them.This is the begining of the end. Get you beans,bullets and bandaids people.Aw hell that won't help,we're all gonna die.You first.