Game the system

Well,well, the economy is getting better.Right?Sure it is.If you believe that,I have some Goldman Sucks stock that I'll sell you. I've worked eight,no seven and a half, days in the past month. Not too bad considering the half day paid over thirty shekels per hour!But now I can't get those idiots(faceless lummoxes that constitute the public sector) at the unemployable office to send me the check(s) they owe me.Everyone should encourage their kids to seek work in the public sector because there is no private sector anymore.What little work left in America is given to illegals.The rest is shipped over seas so the big money people can show the unions who the boss really is.The uber rich scum vilified the unions for wanting a safe work place and a decent wage,calling them communist.Many(most) Americans,too stupid to properly wipe their own asses without instructions from some lazy doper on the radio,agreed."Unions are communist",they cried,chewing tobacco spittle running down both corners of their mouths."Communist!"And my favorite,"We're a Christian nation we don't want no damn commies!"So,with the bleating sheeple's attention so easily diverted,the powers that be shipped all the good paying jobs to where?Communist China,where giving out Bibles will get you fifteen years at hard labor."That'll show them unions".People with a decent job bought items locally at the hardware store,the appliance shop,the corner grocery.Once you go from eighteen dollars an hour to eight you have to cut corners.Hence the rise of China-Mart.Then to make matters worse,the more money you give Sam Walton's worthless scumbag kids,the more jobs that are lost to the commies.So teach your children that they need to get a government job.If they are too lazy to drive a taxi(most are)they can be a cop.If they are too lazy for law enforcement(hard to be that lazy)maybe they can find a hidy-hole at the public works department.If they really,really despise kids they can be a teacher.If they are truly a waste of good air,with a big huge fat ass and won't ever,ever,lift a finger to help anybody except themselves,they will fit right in at the Tennessee unemployment office.Now that the real jobs for real Americans are gone,we have half of our workforce on the government dole.Even if you are a public employee that works hard and does a good job,how can a dwindling supply of taxpayers afford you.The growing numbers of wetbacks are gaming the system,getting food stamps,section eight housing,fishing without a license,driving without a license or insurance and getting their kids a citizenship and a first world education.Big business loves illegals because they can't complain about seven bucks an hour.The business' give them seven dollars and the taxpayers give them another ten per hour.That is a lesson in corporate welfare,sheeples.So what is a person supposed to do.Game the system yourself.Don't buy a hunting license. Spot light deer.Kill a doe,it's better eating.Those horns on a buck won't feed your family.Put out a trout line,it's the lazy man's way to fish.Round up the neighborhood kids for a trip to get ice cream and while you are out drop by the department of aid for dependent children and sign up.It helps if the kids are real skinny and dragging a loaded diaper about two feet behind them.Put a pillow case on your head and call yourself a disadvantaged minority,the U.S.goverment will give you motel or convenience store(you will have to supply your own porno magazine counter). Become an ordained minister.People will give you stuff if you preach fire and brimstone.Things like a home,a car,food,ten percent of their pre-tax income.Sex.Lots of sex.Get a good looking piano player then teach her the finer points of pounding those keys!Shame her husband into mowing your yard.Send them both home sweaty and bowlegged.As your zipping your pants and wiping fried chicken from your mouth,mummer under your breath "Who's your cousin"!